I was going to blog today. My first official blog for the exciting new site.And it was going to be brilliant, I'm sure of it. But alas, when I arrived home from working out at about 4 p.m., I discovered...
...that my dog had shit and puked all over our apartment, including in the bed. I counted 12 spots of vomit and/or shit.
After investigation, we have no idea what was the cause of the bodily fluid explosion. The case remains unsolved.
So, after cleaning up the mess and tossing my own cookies once, I don't have time for the blog I intended to post.
I might kill my dog tonight.
Hugs.
Wizard of Awesome
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Dontcha just love coming home to relax only to find your dog has shit, puked, or torn up the ENTIRE fucking house! Meet, MO! This is my life as well. I feel your pain! I do...
So do you girls get naked er...I mean do you ladies have like a live camera feed er...I mean is it at least at the end of all the words er...
You hit the nail on the head, Drew. Later tonight I will post some sexy video of me cleaning up my dog's shit and puke.
HOT.
A guy in Pretty Prairie, Kan., sodomized a "rottweiler-type" dog last week ... Please post any similar images that you might have from the big city adventures.
Usually when my dog unloads everything she's eaten in the last year, it's because she's pissed off at me.
Hope your pooch feels better. Honey is good for settling dogs' stomachs.
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